South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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