i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
you didnt know i had herpes?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
They took my balls.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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