I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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