i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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