am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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