dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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