Small penises have feelings too.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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