I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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