Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize