I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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