Can Purell be used as lube?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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