windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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