Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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