yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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