so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
handjob tips. give me some.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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i came on her dog
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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