I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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