is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
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spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Randomize