New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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