Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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