I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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