its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Randomize