I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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