she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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