I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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