I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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