just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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