And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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