You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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