i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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