What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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