my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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