ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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