how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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