I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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