I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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