She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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