I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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