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Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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