i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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