where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just googled if crying burns calories
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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