is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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