I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Even my vagina gasped.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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