I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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