shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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