My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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