PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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