Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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