If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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