Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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