Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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