I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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