i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Randomize